Don’t tell me to “make myself at home” and then get angry when you find me masturbating on your couch to naughty babysitter porn while eating all of your ice cream at the same time.
(via ernesthemingway)
Acting like you didnt even say “make yourself at home”. Pft.
Don’t tell me to “make myself at home” and then get angry when you find me masturbating on your couch to naughty...